⭐ Adulting. Zero Stars. Do Not Recommend. – Funny Unisex Graphic Tee
For anyone doing their best... and still wanting a refund on adulthood.
Product Description:
Adulthood: brought to you by bills, burnout, and the crushing realization that bedtime is the reward. Let the world know how you really feel with our “Adulting. Zero Stars. Do Not Recommend.” graphic tee—a hilarious, painfully relatable design that speaks for every grown-up who’s over it.
Featuring five gloriously empty stars and a message that pulls no punches, this tee is made for those who navigate adulthood with a side of sarcasm and a whole lot of caffeine. Whether you're filing taxes, folding laundry, or just trying not to scream in the grocery store, this unisex t-shirt brings humor to the chaos.
Crafted from 100% ring-spun cotton, it’s soft, lightweight, and made for real-life wear—no user manual required.
Why You’ll Love It:
🧵 No side seams for a smooth, comfy fit
👕 Ribbed collar that keeps its shape (unlike your plans)
💪 Shoulder tape for durability that handles your weekly meltdowns
☁️ 100% ring-spun cotton = premium softness and breathable comfort
🌤️ Lightweight fabric ideal for layering or solo wear any season
Perfect For:
Anyone who’s been personally victimized by bills, chores, or the DMV
Gifting to college grads, new parents, or overworked coworkers
Casual Fridays, lazy Sundays, and everything in between
People who use humor to cope (aka all of us)
Care Instructions:
Machine wash cold with like colors
Tumble dry low
Iron/steam/dry on low if needed
No bleach, no dry cleaning—just unfiltered honesty
Fit & Feel:
Unisex sizing with a relaxed, flattering fit. True to size or size up for a cozy, oversized feel.
Because adulting didn’t come with a return policy.
Add this tee to your cart and share your 1-star review of life, loud and proud. #ZeroStars #AdultingFail #FunnyGraphicTees
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2XL |
| Width, in |
16.00 |
18.00 |
20.00 |
22.00 |
24.00 |
26.00 |
| Length, in |
27.00 |
28.00 |
29.00 |
30.00 |
31.00 |
32.00 |
| Sleeve length, in |
7.99 |
8.23 |
8.50 |
8.74 |
9.02 |
9.25 |
| Size tolerance, in |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
