I Have 99 Problems & Sweet Treats Fix Most Of Them Unisex T-Shirt

🍬 I Have 99 Problems & Sweet Treats Fix Most of Them – Unisex Softstyle Graphic Tee by Dual Threads

Sass. Snacks. Soft cotton. The holy trinity.

Product Description:

Some people meditate. Others journal. You? You reach for sweets—and maybe a snuggly cat. Our “I Have 99 Problems & Sweet Treats Fix Most of Them” tee is the purr-fect blend of humor, cuteness, and sugar-fueled survival. Featuring an adorable cat surrounded by candy, this unisex softstyle T-shirt is basically your personality in wearable form: chaotic, charming, and always snack-ready.

Made from soft, lightweight ring-spun cotton, this tee delivers all-day comfort whether you’re stress-snacking at home, hitting the candy aisle, or making questionable life choices with a side of gummies. Ideal for animal lovers, dessert devotees, and anyone who handles problems with a sweet tooth and sarcasm.

Pair it with jeans, leggings, or whatever’s clean. It’s chill, comfy, and made for every mood—especially the hungry ones.

Why You’ll Love It:

🧵 No side seams = smooth fit, no itchy nonsense

🐾 Elastic ribbed collar holds its shape (unlike your willpower near dessert)

💪 Shoulder tape for added durability and no saggy seams

☁️ Soft, lightweight fabric (100% ring-spun cotton) = all-day comfort

🌱 Ethically made with U.S.-grown cotton, because sweet shouldn’t mean shady

Perfect For:

Cat lovers, candy hoarders, and serotonin chasers

Gifting to your favorite snack-obsessed friend

Casual outings, dessert runs, or stress-cleaning your kitchen at midnight

Anyone who handles life one sweet treat (or ten) at a time

Care Instructions:

Machine wash cold with like colors

Tumble dry low

Iron, steam, or dry on low if needed

No bleach, no dry cleaning—just sugar, sass, and a clean tee

Fit & Feel:
Relaxed unisex fit. Runs true to size—size up for that slouchy, candy-coma-ready feel.

Solving life’s problems, one donut at a time.
Add this tee to your cart and celebrate the snack-fueled chaos you call life. #SweetTreatsSaveMe #CatNapAndCandyVibes #DualThreadsMood