🐾 I'm Not Sure What My Spirit Animal Is, But I'm Pretty Sure It Has Rabies – Funny Unisex Graphic Tee
A little wild. A little weird. Totally relatable.
Product Description:
If your vibe is less “majestic wolf” and more “slightly unhinged raccoon,” we’ve got your new favorite tee. The “I’m Not Sure What My Spirit Animal Is, But I’m Pretty Sure It Has Rabies” graphic T-shirt is a hilarious ode to the beautifully chaotic energy some of us just can’t help but radiate.
This whimsical unisex Softstyle T-shirt blends humor, comfort, and a splash of wild personality. Made for those who embrace their quirks and love to keep things lighthearted, it’s the perfect conversation starter—whether you’re out with friends, binge-watching cryptid documentaries, or just thriving in your own unpredictably awesome way.
Crafted from ethically sourced U.S. cotton with a smooth fit and ultra-soft feel, this tee is built for laughs and long wear.
Why You’ll Love It:
✂️ Knit in one piece for a sleeker look and reduced fabric waste
👕 Elastic ribbed collar keeps its shape wash after wash
💪 Shoulder tape helps stabilize and prevent stretching
🧵 Soft, durable fabric for cozy all-day wear
🌱 Made from ethically sourced U.S. cotton for sustainability and quality
Perfect For:
Animal lovers with an offbeat sense of humor
People who proudly embrace their chaos
Fun gifts for birthdays, holidays, or “just because” laughs
Casual wear that pairs great with jeans, leggings, or “feral creature” energy
Care Instructions:
Machine wash cold with like colors
Tumble dry low
Iron, steam, or dry on low heat
No bleach or dry cleaning—just a little wild care
Fit & Feel: Relaxed unisex fit—runs true to size. Size up for a comfy, oversized look perfect for unleashing your inner cryptid.
Unleash your wild side. (Responsibly.) Add this tee to your cart and let the world know your spirit animal probably bites. #SpiritAnimalWithRabies #FunnyTeeVibes #UnhingedAndProud
