Not Demure, Very Forgetful, Very Chaotic, Very Anxious Unisex T-Shirt

🤯 Not Demure. Very Forgetful. Very Chaotic. Very Anxious. – Funny Unisex Graphic Tee

Because you're not a mess—you’re a personality.

Product Description:

Who needs chill when you’ve got character? Our “Not Demure. Very Forgetful. Very Chaotic. Very Anxious.” graphic tee is the perfect uniform for overthinkers, hot messes, and beautifully frazzled humans just doing their best.

Equal parts self-aware and hilarious, this unisex T-shirt is made for those who wear their inner turmoil on their sleeve—and now on their chest, too. Whether you're running late, spiraling over a typo, or forgetting what you were doing mid-task (again), this tee says what you're thinking so you don’t have to.

Made with soft, breathable fabric and a relaxed fit, it’s comfy enough for panic naps, snack breaks, or impulsively rearranging your furniture at 2 AM.

Why You’ll Love It:

🧵 Knit in one piece for a smoother, more flattering fit

👕 Elastic ribbed collar keeps its shape, even if you don’t

💪 Shoulder tape for durability that holds up better than your focus

☁️ Soft, all-day comfort fabric that’s perfect for your meltdown-to-lounging pipeline

🌱 Ethically made from U.S. cotton for sustainability with sass

Perfect For:

People who cope with chaos using humor

Gifting to your most delightfully anxious friend

Casual wear, therapy days, or impulsive Target runs

Wearing while silently screaming inside (but cutely)

Care Instructions:

Machine wash cold with like colors

Tumble dry low

Iron, steam, or dry on low

No bleach, no dry cleaning—just chaos and comfort

Fit & Feel:
Unisex relaxed fit. Runs true to size. Size up for that cozy, “don’t talk to me” oversized vibe.

Not demure. Never boring.
Add to cart now and let your T-shirt handle the awkward intros for you. #AnxiousButMakeItFashion #HotMessEnergy #GraphicTeeMood